Bifes, vê lá se te ponho na grelha para não dizeres baboseiras. Adiante...
Vejo que todos presumiram uma data de situações que me poderiam ter levado a publicar este esclarecimento. Foi engraçado para mim observar isso! Mas ele (o dito post) tanto pode ter surgido de algo muito menos noveleiro, como de algo muito mais profundo que isso que vos passou pela cabeça...
Pode ser que surjam outros do género a ver se ficamos esclarecidos! :)
Qualquer semelhança com a realidade dos factos que nos rodeiam neste momento é infelizmente uma pura coincidência!!! Que pena! E eu que pensava e pensava... Imaginava o engate e as histórias que com ele pudessem estar relacionadas. Já fazia filmes... Abstenho-me! Calo-me! Será que anda por aqui alguém na lista das esperas para uma banda gástrica??? Calo-me, agora de vez! Juro e jurarei que me calarei. Só uma pergunta: alguém falou em engate? kisses
Sim, Pac, rapa também o bigode, por favor! E vai colocando um creme hidratante para suavizar ainda mais essas zonas anteriormente felpudas. Espero que essa depilação dure até à consumação do engate. Essa pergunta é um sim ao meu engate? (Podes imaginar as minhas longas pestanas a pestanejar a 200 à hora? E a minha voz sussurrante e rouca, tipo Cat Power? Faz um esforço, vá!)
Lúcia, acrescentava-lhe uns cubitos de queijo, um cadito de cebolinho e o pão sem côdea, com sementes de sésamo e passas. Mas isto é para depois da consumação do engate. kisses
aaahhh Music, Music, Music, Music... ...olha fiz o esforço e isso das pestanas a 200 à hora deixa-me tonto, ok? Mas já a voz sussurante e rouca tipo Cat Power deixa-me com os pêlos todos eriçados, isto, claro, se já não os tivesse rapado.
Lúcia eu sou um ovo cozido. Quanto muito podes partir ao meio e coloca-lo no pão sem côdea com sementes. Eu acrescentaria também um molho de maionese com natas e paprica.
Maura é melhor colocares o esclarecimento #2 (seja lá qual for) senão isto vai descambar num fóróbódó. (e qual é o teu nº de contribuinte?)
Este esclarecimento está a dar que esclarecer, diria eu, dj duck!
PAC, não percebi a piada do número de contribuinte. Os esclarecimentos não surgem assim à toa, requerem muita reflexão! Não tens nada para esclarecer, PAC?
Ooooh Pac, Pac, Pac(ito), Como me agrada imaginar essas tuas tonturas e o que te resta de pêlos eriçados (se calhar mais pele de galinha, será?)! As insónias já me atacam e quando adormeço sonho com ovos cozidos, mexidos, escalfados. estreladinhos, até suspiros (aquele merengue duro por fora e cremoso por dentro)! Se não passamos ao esclarecimento #2, estás feito! Perco a cabeça e meto-te no meu baú. A Maura sabe bem que sou perita em baús :) kisses
aaaaaaiiiiiihhhhhhhh Music (isto ou foi um suspiro ou bati com o joelho na quina da mesa)
folgo em saber que ovos mexidos, cozidos, escalfados são a cura para a insónia e quem sabe(!!!) para aquela malfadada sensação de sono não reparador na manhã seguinte.
Agora... em que moldes pretendes fechar-me num baú? Deixado lá sozinho, trancado a 7 chaves, até que me volte a crescer o meu característico pêlo felpudo? É uma experiencia ciêntífica? E a tradicional cestinha de ovos não seria suficiente para nós? Estas são perguntas pertinentes para mim e, quem sabe, para todos os ovos presentes na secção de ovos e lactícinios do Jumbo, Continente e afins.
Em todo o caso, só espero que o baú seja espaçoso. É que, além de sofrer de claustrofobia, não te esqueças que sou um ovo Classe A de denominação extra/grande.
Maura, eu tenho tanto que esclarecer, mas ao mesmo tempo não tenho nada (acho q a ideia de ficar trancado num baú da Music já me está a baralhar as ideias, por isso.. vá.. publica lá o esclarecimento#2).
Pac, Se sofres de claustrofobia, não te meto no baú. Depois, como diz a Maura, acho que não te davas bem com os outros ingredientes que por lá se encontram, embora o Tom Barman esteja nos meus projectos. Coloco-te na minha cabeceira onde há música, cds vários e passas a ser o meu ovo de cabeceira. Pode ser assim? Não te preocupes com os outros ovos, para mim chega um ovo macio, suave e delicioso. E vou encontrar uma daquelas bases suficientemente grande e confortável para um extra large como tu. Case closed! ;) kisses
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ResponderEliminarnunca ninguém me tentou engatar neste blog...de onde vem essa ideia? aqui até me chamam nomes...
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ResponderEliminarHein??
ResponderEliminarOi?
este Esclarecimento é como a maioria, na verdade ao invés de esclarecer acaba é por gerar mais duvidas.
ResponderEliminarEngate?De onde é que tiraste a ideia?je!je!je!
ResponderEliminarnão?
ResponderEliminarÓ pato olha que o putanheiro mau ainda te parte o bico!
ResponderEliminarEHEH!
se alguém me tentou engatar, lamento mas nem dei por nada... e se engatei alguém, foi meramente por engano.
ResponderEliminarEste comentário foi removido pelo autor.
ResponderEliminarBifes, vê lá se te ponho na grelha para não dizeres baboseiras. Adiante...
ResponderEliminarVejo que todos presumiram uma data de situações que me poderiam ter levado a publicar este esclarecimento. Foi engraçado para mim observar isso! Mas ele (o dito post) tanto pode ter surgido de algo muito menos noveleiro, como de algo muito mais profundo que isso que vos passou pela cabeça...
Pode ser que surjam outros do género a ver se ficamos esclarecidos! :)
Qualquer semelhança com a realidade dos factos que nos rodeiam neste momento é infelizmente uma pura coincidência!!! Que pena!
ResponderEliminarE eu que pensava e pensava... Imaginava o engate e as histórias que com ele pudessem estar relacionadas. Já fazia filmes... Abstenho-me! Calo-me!
Será que anda por aqui alguém na lista das esperas para uma banda gástrica???
Calo-me, agora de vez! Juro e jurarei que me calarei.
Só uma pergunta: alguém falou em engate?
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A verdade é que não dei conta de alguma vez ter engatado nenhuma Mulher.
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dj duck
hein? então fiz a depilação pra quê?
ResponderEliminarE eu? Que fiz um implante mamário???
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ResponderEliminarFoi um momento verdadeiramento sociológico! :)
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LOL pois foi Su! E deixa chegar o esclarecimento #2... Estou curiosa :)
ResponderEliminarkisses
Music, o teu humor está cada vez mais refinado ;)
ResponderEliminarAtenção, ninguém acusou ninguém de nada!
Cara socióloga Su, faça favor de analisar esta fauna de engatatões que por aqui parece andar...
Socorro, o ovo depilou-se...
Oh Maura, imagina como deve estar macio, suave e delicioso depois de depilado!!! Nem o quero ver, pois não escapava ao meu engate ;)
ResponderEliminarkisses
Ahahahah
ResponderEliminarIsto é um abuso! A Music está, declaradamente, a engatar o PAC!!!
Digo já que se não é, devia ser!
ResponderEliminarTá mal caraças!!
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ResponderEliminarMusic, queres que rape o bigode pra ficar ainda mais "macio, suave e delicioso"?
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ResponderEliminar"macio, suave e delicioso" talvez um ovo mexido no pão com tomate.
Sim, Pac, rapa também o bigode, por favor! E vai colocando um creme hidratante para suavizar ainda mais essas zonas anteriormente felpudas. Espero que essa depilação dure até à consumação do engate. Essa pergunta é um sim ao meu engate? (Podes imaginar as minhas longas pestanas a pestanejar a 200 à hora? E a minha voz sussurrante e rouca, tipo Cat Power? Faz um esforço, vá!)
ResponderEliminarLúcia, acrescentava-lhe uns cubitos de queijo, um cadito de cebolinho e o pão sem côdea, com sementes de sésamo e passas. Mas isto é para depois da consumação do engate.
kisses
Phobos, quem queres tu engatar?!!!
ResponderEliminarE não é que está para aqui um engate armado entre PAC e Music?!! Eu quero ver no que isso vai dar!!! É só garganta!
Eu quero engatar o mundo inteiro!! A ver se chego ao ponto em que me engato a mim mesmo.
ResponderEliminarMas nunca caio nas minhas cantigas. :(
É sinal que ainda és inteligente ;)
ResponderEliminaraaahhh Music, Music, Music, Music...
ResponderEliminar...olha fiz o esforço e isso das pestanas a 200 à hora deixa-me tonto, ok? Mas já a voz sussurante e rouca tipo Cat Power deixa-me com os pêlos todos eriçados, isto, claro, se já não os tivesse rapado.
Lúcia eu sou um ovo cozido. Quanto muito podes partir ao meio e coloca-lo no pão sem côdea com sementes. Eu acrescentaria também um molho de maionese com natas e paprica.
Maura é melhor colocares o esclarecimento #2 (seja lá qual for) senão isto vai descambar num fóróbódó. (e qual é o teu nº de contribuinte?)
Este esclarecimento está a dar que falar!!!
ResponderEliminarEste esclarecimento está a dar que esclarecer, diria eu, dj duck!
ResponderEliminarPAC, não percebi a piada do número de contribuinte. Os esclarecimentos não surgem assim à toa, requerem muita reflexão!
Não tens nada para esclarecer, PAC?
Ooooh Pac, Pac, Pac(ito),
ResponderEliminarComo me agrada imaginar essas tuas tonturas e o que te resta de pêlos eriçados (se calhar mais pele de galinha, será?)! As insónias já me atacam e quando adormeço sonho com ovos cozidos, mexidos, escalfados. estreladinhos, até suspiros (aquele merengue duro por fora e cremoso por dentro)!
Se não passamos ao esclarecimento #2, estás feito! Perco a cabeça e meto-te no meu baú. A Maura sabe bem que sou perita em baús :)
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aaaaaaiiiiiihhhhhhhh Music (isto ou foi um suspiro ou bati com o joelho na quina da mesa)
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Agora... em que moldes pretendes fechar-me num baú? Deixado lá sozinho, trancado a 7 chaves, até que me volte a crescer o meu característico pêlo felpudo? É uma experiencia ciêntífica? E a tradicional cestinha de ovos não seria suficiente para nós? Estas são perguntas pertinentes para mim e, quem sabe, para todos os ovos presentes na secção de ovos e lactícinios do Jumbo, Continente e afins.
Em todo o caso, só espero que o baú seja espaçoso. É que, além de sofrer de claustrofobia, não te esqueças que sou um ovo Classe A de denominação extra/grande.
Maura, eu tenho tanto que esclarecer, mas ao mesmo tempo não tenho nada (acho q a ideia de ficar trancado num baú da Music já me está a baralhar as ideias, por isso.. vá.. publica lá o esclarecimento#2).
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PAC, não ficas sozinho no baú da Music... terás muita companhia, não sei é se é a que mais gostarias :\
ok, gosto especialmente da parte da linguaruda :)
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Coloco-te na minha cabeceira onde há música, cds vários e passas a ser o meu ovo de cabeceira. Pode ser assim? Não te preocupes com os outros ovos, para mim chega um ovo macio, suave e delicioso. E vou encontrar uma daquelas bases suficientemente grande e confortável para um extra large como tu.
Case closed! ;)
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